Dart Blue Hot
Dart Blue Hot
What quirks does YOUR cat have?
I have a rescued Russian Blue, gray shorthair, cat, about two years old, that I adopted from my county animal shelter last October. His name is Clovis and he can be a real entertainer!
He likes to dart back and forth past my dog Arrow, and he is much faster than the dog!
He likes to hide under all the couches and in his crinkle tunnel.
His funniest quirk is that he actually enjoys baths. He hears me turn on the water for my shower and I will go in there and find him standing near the water, just barely getting sprinkled but not soaked. He also loves to sleep in the sink and in the dog bed.
Oh, and Clovis can easily sneak outdoors as he is great at manipulating these two opportunities:
1. He can sneak past the automatic dog door, which only opens to my dog's special collar-activated sensor. This door is QUICK, but Clovis is quicker!
1. He sneaks past the laundry room when I have the dryer on, because I have to vent the hot air in to the garage from the laundry room.
I think I have the 2 oddest cats in the world. First there's Oliver. He's a 12 pound beautifully colored cat that I got from a feed store. His quirks are...
1:If I lightly blow in his face, he twitches his front feet and almost looks like he's having a seizure, but then, he puts his paws close to my face and pulls my forward, and licks the air as it comes out. He never touches my lips, but licks the air.
2: Oliver falls asleep on the window sill right above my bed, and sleeps so deep that he falls off it.
3: If I pick Oliver up under his front armpits, and bend him back, he stretches his legs like a human.
4: Oliver constantly falls on his face, because while he's walking, for some reason, his front claws get stuck in the carpet, and splat, face first into the carpet. not sure why he does it, I've had cats my whole life, and the same carpet, and it's never happened to them.
5: This is more of a physical quirk. Oliver has very bright pink pads on his feet, except for one, there is a black, heart shaped "freckle". I call it his foot freckle. His feet fur is white, but he does have black on him. He hates me looking at his foot freckle, and bites me whenever I try.
Okay, whew, that's my cat Olivers quirks. now for the really weird cat. Her name is Tip. She is a very small tabby cat, with no tail, not even a nub. Just butt and legs, so I call her Tip. Tip is neurotic to say the least....
1: Before I got her spayed, she would do what me and my boyfriend call "The Horny Kitty" dance everytime she went in heat. This dance consisted of her making very weird bird noises or chatter, she would then rest her front legs and head on the floor, but put her butt straight up in the air. She would then proceed to walk in place with her back feet. And sometimes, she would go in circles. Her head and legs would stay in the smae spot on the floor, but she would spin around, doing the weird march with her butt in the air. It went away after we got her spayed, and I must admit, I miss watching her do it.
2: She does this funny thing when we are playing with her with a toy. If we leave the toy on the ground and don't move it, Tip gets really mad. She looks at the toy, gets all puffed up and pins her ears back, she then jumps sideways towards the toy, while still looking at it. It's so hard to describe. Imagina being on your hands and knees, then turn your head to the left, then, somehow jump towards the left in that same position.
3: We have this small white toy mouse, that Tip likes to take and put on the kitchen tile. She puts the toy down, turns around, and hovers her butt over the toy. She then looks back at the toy, and begins stomping and kicking it with her back feet.
4: She hisses, at nothing. I've watched her, just calmly walking around the house, minding her business, not upset or playing or doing anything. Then she'll sit down, shut her eyes and pin her eyes back, look up towards the sealing, and let out a hiss. After that, she just goes back to doing what she was doing.
5: This one isn't funny anymore, but...we got Tip when she was a little tiny, cute kitten. And everything she did was sooo cute to us. Well, about 2 weeks after we got her, she was just hanging out in the room with us, and all of a sudden she started making a noise that sounded like "Wow,wow,wow." Me and my boyfriend looked at eachother and thought "what a cute noise!" Well, Tip then proceeded to spin in a circle and puke. She makes this noise everytime right before she pukes or coughs up a hairball. We've been sitting watching TV and hear "wow,wow,wow" come from somewhere, and jump up to find the cat before she pukes!!!
6: She also does a Stevie Wonder impression. She will sit in a corner of a room, and for no reason what so ever, she looks straight up, and then moves her head and shoulders in the same way Stevie Wonder does when he's performing. No, I'm not making fun of a blind person, that's just what the cat looks like. And she will do this by the hour for no reason what so ever.
Hope you like my stories!!! Sorry they were long, LOL.
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